March 2012
February 2012
flirting in different hemispheres
British Guy: Why hello love you look lovely today absolutely flawless the way the light shines on you babe I fancy you so you're the most beautiful woman I have laid my eyes on.
American Guy: Ayye shawty you lookin' fineeeee today look at dat big booty ass turn around and pop that pussy mother fucka
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
